So I finally got the call for some naughty bachelorette cookies that I knew would come my way one of these days! The party planner wanted a platter of penis shaped cookies, but gave me the out that if that was too risque for my delicate sensibilities that I could do pirate themed cookies instead. Lightbulb moment! I asked her if we could combine the two themes and do some pirate penis cookies. I was envisioning peni with one wooden ball, a gold hoop on this one, an eye patch on that one. Maybe a parrot perched on top of another... This was either going to be completely awesome or a complete miss. Take a look at this tribute to the seaman (the only cookie my husband's ever refused to try). Enjoy!
So where to begin? The cookie cutters. I knew I had some stuff on hand that I could possibly use without buying a penis-shaped cutter.
Screwdriver? Possibly.
Skyscraper? Nah. Balls are too square.
Lighthouse on its side? Hmmm...
Bowling pin and ball on its side? Bingo!
I tried out all my whacked out ideas and found that the kerchief and crossbones were really the best way to go.
Crossbones detail.
The hostess's great tag line.
OK..now i can never look at my bowling pin cookie cutter the same anymore!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteFaithy! I am a ruiner of many things. My husband now has the same complaint about the Arby's hat ever since I pointed out its phallic shape. Please hold the Horsey Sauce! ;)
ReplyDeleteYou gave my mom, Bernie, and I one hell of a laugh yesterday. She suggested boobie cookies, and I told her the story of how these didn't impress Google. Google is missing out. This is funny stuff!
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